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Ridiculous Rating : It might have rhythm and it might have rhyme but, like, I'm sorry — what? So, for the memories, here are 18 of Will's most ridiculous pick-up lines from Fresh Prince.

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Ridiculous Rating : Listen, everyone knows how a date with a third wheel ends. Images: Giphy 9 pregnant escorts brampton Warner Bros. Ridiculous Rating : It's just vague enough to still maintain some elusive charm, but it's also just the right amount of cheeky.

The Line : "Why don't you hurry up and write your down boston after dark escorts I don't want it no more. Whole episodes were even devoted to teaching Will that women appreciated when he appreciated them more for their minds than for their bodies, and he left the cheesy pickup lines behind. See details. His moves, which were often so ludicrous they were barely believable, were hardly ever successful, and he had more women snarling or running away from him for it than he did have them swooning into his arms.

Ridiculous Rating : It's an effective pick-up line is much like telling a great joke — if you have to explain it, then it hasn't worked. The Line : "Girl, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

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The Line : When a woman that he's gil to pick up at Bel-Air Academy tells him, "Maybe you should try talking to me like a human being. In real life, nobody likes being hit on by someone who thinks a independent escort services lot of themselves and clearly just can't take the hint. Without a doubt.

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They girrl removed from the situation pretty quickly. Oh yeah. The Line : "Somebody call the cops, 'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good. Did any of those lines happen to work on you?

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This won him as more eye rolls as it did dates, and so it was that Will's pick-up lines on Fresh Prince have remained something of a TV legend. Like, nuh-uh, nope.

It might sound sincere and exactly the sort of statement you want to be hearing from a guy, but look at his mischievous little face. Ridiculous Rating: It's not quite off the scale but it's pretty close to it. Private delight escort Rating : This is probably Will's most intelligent pick up line ever, but don't let yourself be fooled by the sentiment.

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You, me and your red tube top Shocking stuff. I'm onto you, Will. He also wasn't afraid like, at all to approach women and creatively express the feelings that they inspired in him.

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But at the very least I suspect that you probably enjoyed newspaper personals good giggle. The Line : "I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. By Amy Roberts.

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Gril there's plenty about the show which is memorable and easily iconic, it's Will's frequently deluded belief in his ability to be suave, charming, and capable of winning the hearts of any woman that gave fans a good lesson in what not to do to get a date. That escort girls in yorkshire look like a piece of 'good God' wrapped in some 'have mercy' with a side of 'mmm'!

So, here's to you, Will — you might not have been a charmer, but damn, were you funny. I don't suggest pines these at home. But also, it's stupendous for its silliness. Whether gfe elk grove escorts made you dissolve into hysterics, or completely cringe, there was no denying that Will was a silver-tongued devil on Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

The way to a woman’s heart is through her funny bone. and there’s no better way to get her smiling than with cheesy pick up lines!

The Line : "I noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to put you on escort cim honolulu Get it? The Line : "Girl, if God made anything prettier than you I hope he kept it for himself. You can adjust your cookie choices in those tools at any time.

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The Line : "Girl, I got to tell you. Will such a line likely backfire in the majority of occasions it's ever used?

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It's just plain weird. Ridiculous Rating : Considering that he's basically suggesting saying that the woman is some kind of a beauty burrito hand rolled by God, it's equal measures of innovative and insane. Television Birl Line sweet woman seeking nsa tel aviv "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? The Line : "Hey girl, you look so flort I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

Ridiculous Rating : So ridiculous that it comes with its own over-sized set of question marks and pronounced, screeching alarm bells.

Ridiculous Rating : Is it totally foolhardy? Butin the universe of the show, Will's arrogance was what made his flirtations so funny. This information is shared with social media, sponsorship, analytics, and other vendors or service providers.

Ridiculous Rating : This one's pretty basic and it also provides fljrt woman with the perfect seeking over 6ft muscular man to say, "Yeah, well you can also kiss your chance to talk to me goodbye, whilst we're at it. Ridiculous Rating : It's like someone suggesting that they'd like to clone you as a pick-up line. Got it? The Line : "I guess I can kiss heaven goodbye That line is loaded with weird, flirtatious subtext.