As written by Norm Helmkay in 1993..
The Ultra is my RV, I shall not want another.
It often maketh me to lie under it.
It leadeth me in the paths of ridicule for it’s nameplate.
Yea, though I ride swiftly through the valley,
I crawl up the hills, and fear much evil for thy rods.
Lest thy engine forsake me, I daily check it’s oil.
I annoint they bearings with grease, and praise God
There’s no radiator to boil and runneth over.
Surely this thing will be with me the rest of my life,
And then we shall dwell in Ultra Heaven forever.